consumating

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:55 pm**

John Doom wrote:
bizzchelle wrote:And it makes me think.... I kinda wish my boobs tasted like beef jerky.

...If You want I can help you baste them so that they do

Shhh! Don't give Devin any ideas. I'm gonna wake up in the night with him coming at me with a baster.

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:33 pm**

Chanelly wrote:Shhh! Don't give Devin any ideas. I'm gonna wake up in the night with him coming at me with a baster.

I'm willing to bet he's done far worse with a baster.

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:15 pm**

Everytime I have a baked potato with real bacon bits now I think, "This ought to be bits of beef jerky."

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:22 pm**

I BOUGHT HICKORY BEEF JERKY YESTERDAY! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:07 pm**

bizzchelle wrote:I BOUGHT HICKORY BEEF JERKY YESTERDAY! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!

Are you going to share with the rest of the forum (or at least the admins)?

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:38 pm**

Chanelly wrote:Are you going to share with the rest of the forum (or at least the admins)?

Only if Devin promises to share his mini frosted butth0lez with us too.

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:41 pm**

Also, why isn't thish in the FOOD & DRINK section??

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:11 am**

Because beef jerky isn't actually food? It's reconstituted and processed so much by the time you actually eat it, its molecular form is so changed that-

I don't know. Can threads be moved??

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:42 am**

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Because beef jerky isn't actually food? It's reconstituted and processed so much by the time you actually eat it, its molecular form is so changed that-

I don't know. Can threads be moved??

Moved.

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:36 pm**

DA POWER!!! I HAZ IT! *waves hand*

Okay, now make the sky purple!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:45 pm**

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:DA POWER!!! I HAZ IT! *waves hand*

Okay, now make the sky purple!!

Purpled.

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:52 pm**

Gasp! Now red!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:34 pm**

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!

I'm sorry I can't, I'm too weak from the purpling.

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:04 pm**

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!

Red'd.

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:53 pm**

bizzchelle wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!

Red'd.

I love you, bizzkitt.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:38 am**

Yipes. That's kind of an apocalyptic red... *runs and hides* I'm done playing with the gods!

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:48 pm**

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Yipes. That's kind of an apocalyptic red... *runs and hides* I'm done playing with the gods!

Never screw with the power of the admins!

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:55 am**

Mwahahahaha.... ha.

Posted: **Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:12 pm**

I ate beef jerky with The Riders In The Sky. It was amazing.

Posted: **Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:52 pm**

Friends,

I give you.... BRIEF JERKY.

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:19 pm**

WHAT THE FUCK

Posted: **Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:16 pm**

There's meat in yer crotch.

consumating

The importance of Beef Jerky undermined