consumating

I think Consumating has been unfair to Beef Jerky. Sure, everyone loves bacon ... or most of us ... on this much we can all agree. But what about Jerky?! Deer jerky, Buffalo, or just plain cow it is a versatile method of preparation. It's way more industrial to have around in any sort of danger/apocalyptic setting, and I would like to see it more in the corporate setting.

For instance, the next time I get a baked potato, I should be offered the option of loading it with the usuals like butter and sour cream, but maybe this time add jerky. This would be phenomenal.

Let's hear it for jerky!

a)jerky is scary.
b) that looks like flaky poo.

Deer jerky is a waste of good venison.

I'm totally down with the jerky, homeboy. Represent.

I agree, jerky all the way. Though I could do without the just-opened-the-bag smell, that always smells like anus.

delicious meaty cow anus!

I love a little jerk from time to time.

bizzchelle wrote:I love a little jerk from time to time.

Me too!

Thanks sweety, I needed that.

I fucking love beef jerky. If there was a jerky-scented perfume, I would wear it. Although my dog would try and eat me alive. The only problem is that jerky is a luxury item only meant for the rich and sophisticated. I mean $5.99 for an 8 ounce bag?? What am I made of fucking money?? Are there diamonds in this jerky?

Pagne wrote:I fucking love beef jerky. If there was a jerky-scented perfume, I would wear it. Although my dog would try and eat me alive. The only problem is that jerky is a luxury item only meant for the rich and sophisticated. I mean $5.99 for an 8 ounce bag?? What am I made of fucking money?? Are there diamonds in this jerky?

Exactly!!! Jerky is a food for the middle to lower class. Rich people don't go around buying up all the jerky. It shouldn't be so expensive. I guess it's for truckers and plumbers. The hard working blue collar men and women who have the kind of money to avoid child support payments in favor of spicy seasoned dried beef goodness.

bizzchelle wrote:********SURPRISE CIRCLEJERK********

I just peed my pants from laughter.

bizzchelle wrote:********SURPRISE CIRCLEJERK********

THEY HAVE THOSE!?

I have those. But secretly I think someone plans it in their head. Like me. I am just waiting for the opportunity for a good circle jerk.

khaaaaansumating wrote:I have those. But secretly I think someone plans it in their head. Like me. I am just waiting for the opportunity for a good circle jerk.

I tried to get one started on the teacups in Disneyland but Bizzkitt wouldn't sit in the middle and let us wack it on her.

I keep wondering how many poor little children you all scarred with your perverted antics.

khaaaaansumating wrote:I keep wondering how many poor little children you all scarred with your perverted antics.

Omg I can't tell you how many times I got yelled at by Pagne for saying "Buttseckz!" too loud. I was like yelling it all day. I was just gonna claim tourettes though if I got in trouble.

Right, and I see pictures like Pepper and Emily posing with mini tiaras on their breasts and I think, "Some kid, somewhere, surely had to see that."

khaaaaansumating wrote:Right, and I see pictures like Pepper and Emily posing with mini tiaras on their breasts and I think, "Some kid, somewhere, surely had to see that."

boobs are harmless. those kids probably still remember what they taste like.

Harmless and exciting?

Add me to the jerky-luvin' crew.

more pepper wrote:boobs are harmless. those kids probably still remember what they taste like.

That made me lol and say "ew."

And it makes me think.... I kinda wish my boobs tasted like beef jerky.

bizzchelle wrote:And it makes me think.... I kinda wish my boobs tasted like beef jerky.

...If You want I can help you baste them so that they do