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The importance of Beef Jerky undermined

CAN you eat the crust on brie?

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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:55 pm

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bizzchelle wrote:And it makes me think.... I kinda wish my boobs tasted like beef jerky.

...If You want I can help you baste them so that they do


Shhh! Don't give Devin any ideas. I'm gonna wake up in the night with him coming at me with a baster.
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Postby bizzchelle on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:33 pm

Chanelly wrote:Shhh! Don't give Devin any ideas. I'm gonna wake up in the night with him coming at me with a baster.


I'm willing to bet he's done far worse with a baster.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:15 pm

Everytime I have a baked potato with real bacon bits now I think, "This ought to be bits of beef jerky."
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:22 pm

I BOUGHT HICKORY BEEF JERKY YESTERDAY! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:07 pm

bizzchelle wrote:I BOUGHT HICKORY BEEF JERKY YESTERDAY! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!


Are you going to share with the rest of the forum (or at least the admins)?
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Postby bizzchelle on Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:38 pm

Chanelly wrote:Are you going to share with the rest of the forum (or at least the admins)?


Only if Devin promises to share his mini frosted butth0lez with us too.
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Postby bizzchelle on Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:41 pm

Also, why isn't thish in the FOOD & DRINK section??
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:11 am

Because beef jerky isn't actually food? It's reconstituted and processed so much by the time you actually eat it, its molecular form is so changed that-

I don't know. Can threads be moved??
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:42 am

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Because beef jerky isn't actually food? It's reconstituted and processed so much by the time you actually eat it, its molecular form is so changed that-

I don't know. Can threads be moved??


Moved.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:36 pm

DA POWER!!! I HAZ IT! *waves hand*

Okay, now make the sky purple!!
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:45 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:DA POWER!!! I HAZ IT! *waves hand*

Okay, now make the sky purple!!


Purpled.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:52 pm

Gasp! Now red!!
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:34 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!


I'm sorry I can't, I'm too weak from the purpling.
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Postby bizzchelle on Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:04 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!


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Red'd.
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:53 pm

bizzchelle wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Gasp! Now red!!


Red'd.


I love you, bizzkitt. :P
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:38 am

Yipes. That's kind of an apocalyptic red... *runs and hides* I'm done playing with the gods!
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:48 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Yipes. That's kind of an apocalyptic red... *runs and hides* I'm done playing with the gods!


Never screw with the power of the admins!
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:55 am

Mwahahahaha.... ha.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:12 pm

I ate beef jerky with The Riders In The Sky. It was amazing.
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Postby bizzchelle on Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:52 pm

Friends,

I give you.... BRIEF JERKY.

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Postby Pagne on Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:19 pm

WHAT THE FUCK
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:16 pm

There's meat in yer crotch.
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