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Tophy · by **Tophy** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:32 am

ALL IN GOOD, LIGHT-HEARTED FUN. Don't be an asshole. Oh, and be creative. "Lamer" is not a good answer.

I'll start with myself.

Hophy.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:20 am

Johnny Johnny is a doo doo doo doo head.

wordnerd · by **wordnerd** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:37 am

my cousin calls me "valesbia" all the time.

he also calls me "cum junkie", and I call him "jizzabelle".

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:37 am

Man this is tough, I can't really think of nicknames that aren't like douchebag and cock-gobbler.

Devin and I call eachother "poop-face", does that count?

Ronin Tetsuro · by **Ronin Tetsuro** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:47 pm

I was 'Urkel' until I started beating the everloving shit out of anything that moved.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:56 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I was 'Urkel' until I started beating the everloving shit out of anything that moved.

One kid called me Shenaynay for 3 years. Now we just need a Tyrell and a Fresh Prince and we got ourselves an after-school sitcom!

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:30 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I was 'Urkel' until I started beating the everloving shit out of anything that moved.

Is that true? Because there's a deep inner part of me that wants to become a brawler.

Johnny, robotically² · by **Johnny, robotically²** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:32 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:Johnny Johnny is a doo doo doo doo head.

least there's something up there, mr. clean!

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:11 pm

Well I'd clean the floor with you! And without mussing my sparkley white uniform too.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:54 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:Johnny Johnny is a doo doo doo doo head.

least there's something up there, mr. clean!

Mr. Clean is the shit.

Ronin Tetsuro · by **Ronin Tetsuro** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:21 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I was 'Urkel' until I started beating the everloving shit out of anything that moved.

Is that true? Because there's a deep inner part of me that wants to become a brawler.

Yes. I'm a complete 180 from who I used to me. There's something about getting in a fight, win or lose. Of course, all that goes away when you start being able to do serious time for it.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:23 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I was 'Urkel' until I started beating the everloving shit out of anything that moved.

Is that true? Because there's a deep inner part of me that wants to become a brawler.

I wanna be a baller. I wish I was a little bit taller.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:24 pm

How do they decide whether or not you have to do serious time for it? I always thought, as long as they started it, I would be ok. I mean I don't have any formal training. Or informal for that matter.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:51 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:How do they decide whether or not you have to do serious time for it? I always thought, as long as they started it, I would be ok. I mean I don't have any formal training. Or informal for that matter.

Yeah well if they did start it and you pull out a knife to defend yourself you still get arrested and have to do 200 hours of community service and the other guy kid doesn't get in any trouble and they don't even give you your knife back and it was a really cool knife too....wait what were we talking about?

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:03 pm

Chanel wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:How do they decide whether or not you have to do serious time for it? I always thought, as long as they started it, I would be ok. I mean I don't have any formal training. Or informal for that matter.

Yeah well if they did start it and you pull out a knife to defend yourself you still get arrested and have to do 200 hours of community service and the other guy kid doesn't get in any trouble and they don't even give you your knife back and it was a really cool knife too....wait what were we talking about?

YOU SMELL LIKE BUTT!

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:07 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanel wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:How do they decide whether or not you have to do serious time for it? I always thought, as long as they started it, I would be ok. I mean I don't have any formal training. Or informal for that matter.

Yeah well if they did start it and you pull out a knife to defend yourself you still get arrested and have to do 200 hours of community service and the other guy kid doesn't get in any trouble and they don't even give you your knife back and it was a really cool knife too....wait what were we talking about?

YOU SMELL LIKE BUTT!

Are you feeling alright, you keep yelling random things in all the threads? Does somebody need a time out?

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:23 pm

Chanel wrote:
DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanel wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:How do they decide whether or not you have to do serious time for it? I always thought, as long as they started it, I would be ok. I mean I don't have any formal training. Or informal for that matter.

Yeah well if they did start it and you pull out a knife to defend yourself you still get arrested and have to do 200 hours of community service and the other guy kid doesn't get in any trouble and they don't even give you your knife back and it was a really cool knife too....wait what were we talking about?

YOU SMELL LIKE BUTT!

Are you feeling alright, you keep yelling random things in all the threads? Does somebody need a time out?

YOUR FACE NEEDS A TIME OUT FROM YOUR BUTT!

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:44 pm

Oh Jesus. My name is Champagne so my list was pretty endless. Here are some of the top ones though:
Shampoo
Shamrock
Shamu- which was especially clever because I was fat too.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:05 pm

I thought I was really clever to call a kid Jed Porkins one time. Nobody got it.

more pepper · by **more pepper** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:27 pm

i was called

killer
miller lite (stupid last name)
jolly green giant
bride of frankenstein (i had a scar on my cheek for years)

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:37 pm

Kids can be so cruel.

Batgirrrrrrrrl · by **Batgirrrrrrrrl** on Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:31 am

Kids really didn't pick on me that much, they saved that for my mentally challenged little brother. BUT! They did think it was real cute to stick "messy" in front of my first name, har har... kids are so cute... I got this haircut, much like this one back in .. second grade and all the little boys thought I was a little boy. Oh, the hilarity...

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:45 am

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Kids really didn't pick on me that much, they saved that for my mentally challenged little brother. BUT! They did think it was real cute to stick "messy" in front of my first name, har har... kids are so cute... I got this haircut, much like this one back in .. second grade and all the little boys thought I was a little boy. Oh, the hilarity...

So the man haircut is like a theme for you?

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:33 am

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Kids really didn't pick on me that much, they saved that for my mentally challenged little brother. BUT! They did think it was real cute to stick "messy" in front of my first name, har har... kids are so cute... I got this haircut, much like this one back in .. second grade and all the little boys thought I was a little boy. Oh, the hilarity...

Oh that picture makes me wanna go consumeeting again.

Batgirrrrrrrrl · by **Batgirrrrrrrrl** on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:45 am

Well, why don't we all go to the Vegas meeting this year? We could make it super cheap and just bring our own food and stuff like the d-land trip.

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Silly names we'd use to tease each other on the playground.

Silly names we'd use to tease each other on the playground.

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