consumating

Some gross woman checked me out. I was so unhappy.

I would be too if I were you. You have have made him check you out.



And by check out, I mean violate you.

Then you didn't follow MY ADVICE, which is now PROVEN to work by the fact that the rest haven't.

Paranoid Android wrote:Then you didn't follow MY ADVICE, which is now PROVEN to work by the fact that the rest haven't.

I didn't get to implement any advice to see if it worked!

val_valkyrie wrote:

Paranoid Android wrote:Then you didn't follow MY ADVICE, which is now PROVEN to work by the fact that the rest haven't.

I didn't get to implement any advice to see if it worked!

mine still is the best.

FAIL @ Val

I have a NEW PLAN.

Step 1: rent an awesome horror movie
Step 2: while wearing this shirt


FAILSAFE, RIGHT?

WORKS FOR ME!

val_valkyrie wrote:I have a NEW PLAN.

Step 1: rent an awesome horror movie
Step 2: while wearing this shirt


FAILSAFE, RIGHT?

Yes!

Okay, I'm glad we're all on the same page. NOW, in order for this to happen, I need to get paid. And then I need to order the shirt and wait for it to arrive. Maybe, in that time, my rash will clear up and my stomach will magically flatten.


MAYBE.

val_valkyrie wrote:Okay, I'm glad we're all on the same page. NOW, in order for this to happen, I need to get paid. And then I need to order the shirt and wait for it to arrive. Maybe, in that time, my rash will clear up and my stomach will magically flatten.


MAYBE.

First off the shirt is too high cut for you to see the rash if you still have it, so you're good. Second, keep your stomach sucked in non-stop until that time, even when you're sitting down. It sucks but it's a constant workout so it works. You can't stop once, not even after eating.

You're good. I'll have to do that. Better learn to not slouch so much, either.

guys who are worth banging so do not care so much about flat tummies. srsly.

Bahaha... the forums just made your post an advertisement! When you mouse over "flat tummies", it leads you to some java popup for lipo dissolve or whatever...

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Bahaha... the forums just made your post an advertisement! When you mouse over "flat tummies", it leads you to some java popup for lipo dissolve or whatever...

Dude that is so weird, I never see any ads on this site. That's geigh.

Hahaha, it's true.

I might be venturing out to Blockbuster tonight with a small number of my posse.

O_o What are you guys gonna do??

Well, we went out to pick up a movie, and they wanted to see who he was. Fortunately, he was there tonight, and

I FOUND OUT HIS NAME!!!

Hi, my name is Valkyrie and I'm super-lame.

It's Devin, by the way, which makes me giggle a little.

ASK. HIM. OUTS. ALREAYS. FUCK. SHIT. UGGGGHHHH.

srsly. do this shit.

Yah, Val... I'ma have to agree with Jenny^3; You're wasting perfectly valid opportunities here. He's going to end up quitting a shitty job at blockbuster and you'll never see him again simply because you didn't take a chance.

I really really really really understand the fear of rejection, but you kinda have to put yourself in the mindset that it's all cool, no matter the outcome.

Girls have all the power anyway, if I were you I'd just go up to him and say, "Dude, you gotta stop being lame! *big smile* I've been in here like 5 times and you've still not asked me out on a date..." *smile and wait*

I don't fear rejection. I fear blushing until my head falls off.

there are no known instances of heads falling off from blushing. gosh!

None known! I could be the first!