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Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:09 pm

"His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding.
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?"

For JennyJennyJenny

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:34 pm

Pork chops?

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:19 am

I hate riddles, as in I can never solve them. They're like unfunny puns. Well, technically MORE unfunny than puns which are already mostly unfunny.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:21 pm

John Doom wrote:I hate riddles, as in I can never solve them. They're like unfunny puns. Well, technically MORE unfunny than puns which are already mostly unfunny.

It's not a riddle, it's a question.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:58 pm

Still no idea.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:41 pm

John Doom wrote:Still no idea.

It's a QotW, there is no wrong answer. You can say "poop" if you want.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:24 pm

The salty air of the room seems to be drying out his lips, even though the Pavlovian experience usually makes his mouth run wet in anticipation.

She sees him, hovering above her, as her nude back lies against the smooth surface of the table. He smiles as he looks at her while gently reaching for her. He slowly pulls the duct tape off her mouth and leans to her ear.

"Don't Scream," He whispers, "Not yet."

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:51 pm

John Doom wrote:The salty air of the room seems to be drying out his lips, even though the Pavlovian experience usually makes his mouth run wet in anticipation.

She sees him, hovering above her, as her nude back lies against the smooth surface of the table. He smiles as he looks at her while gently reaching for her. He slowly pulls the duct tape off her mouth and leans to her ear.

"Don't Scream," He whispers, "Not yet."

....You're a weird guy, John.

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:23 pm

THEY ARE THINKING WE SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK!!!

Sorry, someone had to say it.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:26 pm

"Ooooh! Five dollars off Jiffy Lube!"

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:46 pm

Chanelly wrote:
....You're a weird guy, John.

Godfuckingdammit!! You said there were no wrong answers, but the second I go Dexter Morgan on you guys I'm some sicko?

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:53 pm

John Doom wrote:
Chanelly wrote:
....You're a weird guy, John.

Godfuckingdammit!! You said there were no wrong answers, but the second I go Dexter Morgan on you guys I'm some sicko?

I didn't say your answer was wrong!

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:13 pm

YAY! I was right!! What do I win?!

*does the happy dance*

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:21 pm

John Doom wrote:YAY! I was right!! What do I win?!

*does the happy dance*

Nobody wins the QotW, have you ever even been on Consumating before?

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:23 pm

Chanelly wrote:
John Doom wrote:YAY! I was right!! What do I win?!

*does the happy dance*

Nobody wins the QotW, have you ever even been on Consumating before?

N00B!

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:50 pm

Didn't pagne win some kind of CD from winning a QotW?

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:17 pm

John Doom wrote:Didn't pagne win some kind of CD from winning a QotW?

No. There was a joke about winning free bacon if you break the top 100 though.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:24 pm

Awww man, I broke the top 100 like a year and a half ago... I never broke 85, but I was at 86 for quite a while... Then I de-ranked to let other people try, because I'm awesome...

If I knew there'd be bacon though...

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:49 pm

John Doom wrote:Awww man, I broke the top 100 like a year and a half ago... I never broke 85, but I was at 86 for quite a while... Then I de-ranked to let other people try, because I'm awesome...

If I knew there'd be bacon though...

Well if you were at 85 then you should've received your bacon already. I'd send in a complaint to the bacon department.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Chanelly wrote:
Well if you were at 85 then you should've received your bacon already. I'd send in a complaint to the bacon department.

Nelly, you're like king awesomesauce! I can always count on you to kick some ass when injustice is afoot!

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:00 pm

I want bacon... :-(

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:33 pm

John Doom wrote:
Chanelly wrote:
Well if you were at 85 then you should've received your bacon already. I'd send in a complaint to the bacon department.

Nelly, you're like king awesomesauce! I can always count on you to kick some ass when injustice is afoot!

I went down to their offices for you, John. I was like "LOOK YOU SONSOFBITCHES!! JOHN NEVER GOT HIS BACON, SO YOU GIVE IT!!!!111!onebbq!" *karate chop*

But then I noticed that the building was empty and it said "Consumating is closed" and I was like "Oh that's riiiight...well I came all the way down here." and then I thru a chair through the window, well AT the window. It bounced off and hit me in the leg. I flipped that building the bird something fierce though!

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:48 pm

I got to 30th place and I didn't receive my bacon either.

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:58 pm

Pagne wrote:I got to 30th place and I didn't receive my bacon either.

Don't worry, I already asked Crimson if he was gonna follow through on the bacon for the new consumating.

Dirty Lion · by **Dirty Lion** on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:54 pm

All I can think about is this

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