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The lamest thing you saw on the intertubes today:

Postby IceOwl on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:30 pm

Let's have a contest for "how low can you go", post the things that are jaw-droppingly stupid, so that we may all be exasperated at how dumb teh intarwebz can be.
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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:22 pm

11 year old violently obsessed with Myspace. (he screams alot so turn down your speakers)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wZXEQ6kTs[/youtube]
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Postby IceOwl on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:45 pm

Wow. I don't know who's dumber, the people making the video or the victim of it. I mean, it's a pretty mean thing to ostracise an 11-year old on teh intarwebz where all of his friends can see it. But holy shit, the screaming.
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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:54 pm

IceOwl wrote:Wow. I don't know who's dumber, the people making the video or the victim of it. I mean, it's a pretty mean thing to ostracise an 11-year old on teh intarwebz where all of his friends can see it. But holy shit, the screaming.


Apparently the older brother went onto his account pretending to be his little brother and sent messages to his schoolmates saying he was gay. I would be pretty fucking livid too since that kind of thing could totally destroy your school reputation and get your ass-kicked for years but on the other hand wishing death upon your whole family because "Myspace means everything" is wack yo.
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Postby Pagne on Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:56 pm

They both need a good beating. I haven't actually seen the video. But parents don't give their kids a good thrashing anymore.
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Postby IceOwl on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:49 am

Well, the parents probably shouldn't be allowing an 11-year old on myspace in the first place. Isn't there one those "You have to be this tall to ride" signs when you sign up?
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:30 am

Jesus fucking christ. That child is psychotic. If I were his brother I'd tie him up with belts and give him a sedative. People, this is what inbreeding, bad parenting and unrestrained internet access has done to the next generation.

ANd I think there's a box you need to select that says, "Yes, I am at least 13 years old." and you hit it and they don't ask for any verification or anything. This is why the 40-year-old Tom is a millionaire.
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Postby Pagne on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:22 pm

Tom is 40? Tom is too fucking old to be on myspace.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:40 am

He says he's like 22, but it's more like 26.
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:48 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:He says he's like 22, but it's more like 26.


More like 36
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Postby bluefish on Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:57 pm

37, actually.
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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:24 am

bluefish wrote:37, actually.


I was so close. Damn I'm good.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:44 pm

God!! The man is ancient! He's too old for Myspace. Hell, MYSPACE is too old for myspace.
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Postby Pagne on Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:06 pm

Wait you said before that he was 40. What is going on here
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Postby IceOwl on Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:39 pm

I think MySpace and Facebook are trying to have babies. It's kind of disturbing.
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:36 pm

Whatever. Tom is hot.
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:27 pm

bizzchelle wrote:Whatever. Tom is hot.


Yuck.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:13 pm

More intertards please.
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