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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:59 pm

bizzchelle wrote:<----------------line starts here, folks.


I'm numbers 3-234,435 for that line!
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:46 am

Who knows, Pepper kept trying to get mt to have makeoutz with a boy. If you don't have any facial hair at the time ... we might could possibly start to be thinking about optionally perchance making something like this go into talks for being approved by a committee that allows for this sort of thing.
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Postby more pepper on Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:24 am

khaaaaansumating wrote:Who knows, Pepper kept trying to get mt to have makeoutz with a boy. If you don't have any facial hair at the time ... we might could possibly start to be thinking about optionally perchance making something like this go into talks for being approved by a committee that allows for this sort of thing.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:17 pm

Sexytime!
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:57 pm

KISSIN'???
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:47 pm

See the devil smiley?! DO YOU SEE????
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:59 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:See the devil smiley?! DO YOU SEE????


Do you see? DO YOU SEE?
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:14 am

Can you shuffle can you shuffle?
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:54 am

They say that a lot in the Mamet play "Oleana". "DO you see?!"
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:55 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:They say that a lot in the Mamet play "Oleana". "DO you see?!"


Allow me to expose how much of a heathen I am: I thought you guys were talking about Sam Neil's line from "Event Horizon".
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:07 pm

My uncle Ricky has lots of odd phrases/jingles, including the "shuffle" one, and my personal favorite:

If it's green or red, it's really good on bread,
Diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea cha cha cha.

There's more to it, but I forget. Something about smelly...
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:24 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:There's more to it, but I forget. Something about smelly...


"If there's rumblin' in your belly, and your farts are gettin' smelly,
Diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea cha cha cha."

I exude class.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:35 pm

You should put that in a job app when they ask you for inspirational quotes.
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Postby more pepper on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:36 pm

oh gross. why isn't there an emoticon for VOMIT.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:42 pm

Hey, I didn't make that up. That was old when I was a n00b on the playground.
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:46 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:They say that a lot in the Mamet play "Oleana". "DO you see?!"


Allow me to expose how much of a heathen I am: I thought you guys were talking about Sam Neil's line from "Event Horizon".


I always think of that scene and that episode from Southpark with the murderer that's holding cartman hostage.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:10 pm

Chanel wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:They say that a lot in the Mamet play "Oleana". "DO you see?!"


Allow me to expose how much of a heathen I am: I thought you guys were talking about Sam Neil's line from "Event Horizon".


I always think of that scene and that episode from Southpark with the murderer that's holding cartman hostage.


Oh god. Oh god I'm so bored. Oh god.
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Postby Pagne on Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:29 am

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Hey, I didn't make that up. That was old when I was a n00b on the playground.

I'm going to start referring to my childhood as "when I was a n00b".
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:03 am

I chased a girl when I was a n00b on the playground.
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Postby bizzchelle on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:02 pm

DID YOU GET MY APPLICATION YET??? I SENT IT LIKE DAYS AGO. WHAT'S THE PLAN, MAN?
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Postby more pepper on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:14 am

can i make a diorama to show you how it will all go down?
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:10 pm

yes pls
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:09 pm

I've completed my application in triplicate, where do I submit this... And just to make sure, this is for the fun times make outz, not for the intense relationship starting make outz, right?
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:05 am

Wait, these are applications to make out with who now?
Not a racist.
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