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Postby Chanelly on Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:52 pm

Camel Toe Cup

Pagne sent me this on stumbleupon.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:49 am

Omg, I saw that on Digg last night! That. is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. It makes me ashamed to be female. Who would wear that?! It's ridiculous looking! Ew. EW.
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Postby josh almost saved the day on Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:15 am

i think it's probably a joke guys.

either that, or somebody saw this and decided to take action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t245tAdax_w
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:32 am

Ha!! That's terrible. You could sort of tell that girl was a bitch, but still...
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Postby John Doom on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:18 am

That thing is fantastic, and it would totally help out hermies like you, Bats.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:36 pm

It might be taken from Serial Mom, too. There's a band in the movie called "Camel Toe," and all the members (all ladies, of course) wear white leggings with outrageous camel toes. It's hilarious - y'all would like it.
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:13 am

Ok now wtf, who would wear this? First off it looks like a murkin. Second, if you sat down the back would pop up and it would look like you had a tail. Fucking french people.

C-String

And this I think is the most unattractive display of junk I've ever seen.

Homme string
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:29 am

I don't get how that c-string stays on...
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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:30 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:I don't get how that c-string stays on...


You jam it in your buttcrack
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Postby jennyjennyjenny on Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:52 pm

i know a guy who would literally crap his pants if i told him i had me one of them cstrings. he'd be so fired up he wouldn't know what to do. hahahha.

on the other hand. i am SOOOOOO not wearing one. lulz.
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