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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:33 pm

I stumbled this website today, the "groove gallery" page is really funny.

http://bodybouncer.com
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:41 pm

HA!

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Postby wordnerd on Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:26 pm

weener cleener's counterpart:

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Re: Dirty Products

Postby Pagne on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:46 am

Chanelly wrote:I stumbled this website today, the "groove gallery" page is really funny.

http://bodybouncer.com

That is just ridiculous. Could anyone really use that and not feel like a total douche?
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Re: Dirty Products

Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:11 am

Pagne wrote:
Chanelly wrote:I stumbled this website today, the "groove gallery" page is really funny.

http://bodybouncer.com

That is just ridiculous. Could anyone really use that and not feel like a total douche?


Only pornstars probably
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:30 pm

Omg this has to be a joke

Rent-a-Dildo.com
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:03 pm

Chanelly wrote:Omg this has to be a joke

Rent-a-Dildo.com


Hi health hazard.
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:31 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanelly wrote:Omg this has to be a joke

Rent-a-Dildo.com


Hi health hazard.


They should call it "Rent-some-Herpes"!
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Postby Pagne on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:49 pm

That's fucking gross.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:57 pm

Pagne wrote:That's fucking gross.


I don't care how well they say they can clean it, there's just some shit that can't come off.
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Postby Dirty Lion on Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:45 pm

Chanelly wrote:
Pagne wrote:That's fucking gross.


I don't care how well they say they can clean it, there's just some shit that can't come off.


Really...all it takes is some tech that isn't paying attention...

Have you ever gotten a movie that wasn't rewound from Blockbuster in the days of VHS? Yeah...see?
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:17 pm

Dirty Lion wrote:
Chanelly wrote:
Pagne wrote:That's fucking gross.


I don't care how well they say they can clean it, there's just some shit that can't come off.


Really...all it takes is some tech that isn't paying attention...

Have you ever gotten a movie that wasn't rewound from Blockbuster in the days of VHS? Yeah...see?


Ewwwwww!
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Postby Pagne on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:46 pm

I don't think you can clean AIDS off a dildo.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Re: Dirty Products

Postby jennyjennyjenny on Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:17 am

Pagne wrote:That is just ridiculous. Could anyone really use that and not feel like a total douche?


when my elbow was broken, i totally woulda used the shit outta that. then i woulda given it to goodwill.
OH GOD THEY MADE ME DO MATH!
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:18 am

jennyjennyjenny wrote:
Pagne wrote:That is just ridiculous. Could anyone really use that and not feel like a total douche?


when my elbow was broken, i totally woulda used the shit outta that. then i woulda given it to goodwill.


That would b hilarious. You know goodwill would take it and it would sit in a corner and no one would know what it's for until someone finally took it home to use as some sort of kitchen appliance or kids toy, ha!
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:29 pm

Ok, I want a body bouncer. But I want one in neon colors.
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:26 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:Ok, I want a body bouncer. But I want one in neon colors.


What like Saved By the Bell neons, like greens and pinks?
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Postby jennyjennyjenny on Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:24 pm

it should also have like, a spray-paint looking name on it. an maybe some spraypaint type splatters too. FUCKIN A THAT WOULd BE AMAZING!
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:59 pm

At least pink and blue like the little sex icons on the site. Maybe have the icons on the side for easy reference.
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:03 am

jennyjennyjenny wrote:it should also have like, a spray-paint looking name on it. an maybe some spraypaint type splatters too. FUCKIN A THAT WOULd BE AMAZING!


Yes splatter paint! AND SOME OF IT SPLATTERS SHOULD GLOW IN THE DARK!!
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