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Postby Tophy on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:35 am

Yes, please punch me in the colon.
THAT'S RIGHT, I LOVE THE COCK.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:58 am

Tophy wrote:Yes, please punch me in the colon.


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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:13 pm

I prefer a good taint pokin'.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:03 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:I prefer a good taint pokin'.


Who doesn't?
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:56 pm

Good point. I've yet to come across anyone.
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Postby des on Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:40 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:Urethral Fisting is the new anal fisting.


also, Hi des!


y halo thar.
/milkshake


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Postby des on Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:41 pm

Chanel wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Blahahahaha... I was reading the newpaper today and somewhere on the back page of the Living section was a small interview blurb with Sylvester Stallone, which among calling him a "gentleman performer", quoted him as thus, responding to rumors that he injected his ex wife with growth hormones;

"All I injected into her was my fist."

bahahahahahahaha....


Hey Des, Devin just said "Maybe he was married to ______", bwahahaha!


omg, you tell that boy to shut his yaptrap! hahaha
/milkshake


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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:33 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:Urethral Fisting


I read that as Unreal Fisting and had an inner monologue about how the franchise was really starting to go downhill.

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Postby Coffeeshop patronymic on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:32 pm

BEATEN TO THE PUNCH
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:21 pm

Because I knew you were lurking in the shadows, waiting for a handout.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:24 pm

des wrote:
Chanel wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Blahahahaha... I was reading the newpaper today and somewhere on the back page of the Living section was a small interview blurb with Sylvester Stallone, which among calling him a "gentleman performer", quoted him as thus, responding to rumors that he injected his ex wife with growth hormones;

"All I injected into her was my fist."

bahahahahahahaha....


Hey Des, Devin just said "Maybe he was married to ______", bwahahaha!


omg, you tell that boy to shut his yaptrap! hahaha


That's awesome that you knew what I was talking about though.
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Postby Dirty Lion on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:56 pm

I took this picture of a sticker that was affixed to the stage at the show I was at on 2/16/08.

Weeeeeee!

Where's that hand going???
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:18 pm

Dirty Lion wrote:I took this picture of a sticker that was affixed to the stage at the show I was at on 2/16/08.

Weeeeeee!

Where's that hand going???


Ewwwww....

Des knows where it's going.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:03 pm

Chanelly wrote:
Dirty Lion wrote:I took this picture of a sticker that was affixed to the stage at the show I was at on 2/16/08.

Weeeeeee!

Where's that hand going???


Ewwwww....

Des knows where it's going.


I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WHO MIGHT KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING TOO!!!
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:31 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanelly wrote:
Dirty Lion wrote:I took this picture of a sticker that was affixed to the stage at the show I was at on 2/16/08.

Weeeeeee!

Where's that hand going???


Ewwwww....

Des knows where it's going.


I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WHO MIGHT KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING TOO!!!


That was the joke, Devin.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:50 pm

Mine wasn't.
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