by halfbrown on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:40 pm
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? It's a tossup between being eaten alive or being buried alive.
WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND? I'm OK, but kinda tired.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?(WAY OF SPENDING TIME) I are love teh interwebs and making webstuffs.
WHAT HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH? I don't think I *do* identify with any historical figures.
WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE? There is no single person I admire most. But I do like a lot of folks and think they have done well and admire portions of their public lives, like: my wife and kids ('natch!), Kevin Smith, Prince, Bruce Campbell, Eddie Izzard, Jay Mohr, Janeane Garofalo, Frank Whaley, Buddy Guy, Robert Smith, Morrissey, and Cameron Crowe.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FICTIONAL HERO? I'm gonna dork out a bit and say Drizzt Do'Urden from R.A. Salvatore's "Dark Elf" books.
WHO ARE YOUR REAL-LIFE HEROES? I think that the real heroes are the everyday heroes: police, firemen, doctors, mothers, fathers, and the stranger that helps another stranger with no thought of themselves.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION? Probably my MacBook Pro. Or, and sweet baby Jesus don't judge me... my D&D collection. Actually, yeah, the collection is more treasured. And more expensive.
WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST? Last night, playing "Chase me" with my 3 boys in the living room.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST OBVIOUS CHARACTERISTIC? I'm most often labelled as "funny".
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE (HATE) IN YOURSELF? Probably my procrastination, but let me get back to you on it.
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? I hate constant whining and complaining. And poor personal hygeine. The hygeine issue is probably more deplorable.
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST EXTRAVAGANCE? Food. I love cooking as well as going out to eat. I buy things some people might think are weird like gray salt, pink salt, etc.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOURNEY? Driving around the Puget Sound.
WHAT DO YOU MOST DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE? It's either the cowlicky hair or the gap in my teeth.
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST OVER-RATED VIRTUE? Seriously... how can any of my virtues be over-rated?
ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE? When I sleep. Oh wait... you mean lie as in tell falsehoods. I try not to lie at all, but I will do it if I am going to spare someone pain or embarassment; but I won't lie about bats in the cave, malodorous body parts, and things like that. And yes, I will tell you if that dress makes you look fat, but I'll say it in a nice way.
WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVER-USE? "Fuck!", "Fuck me!", "Fuck me naked!", "Fuck you!", "Fuck Fuck Fuck!", "Fuckin' A!", "Fuck that!", "Fuck this!", "Fuck __INSERT_NOUN__!", "Fuck a duck!", "Mother fucker!" and "Pssst!". There are a 1 or 2 other words, but they would TOTALLY give away my anonymous posts on Consumating.com.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'd lose a few pounds.
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT? Probably my career.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? I love where I live now, but a few places I love or would love to live at some time are (in no particular order): London, Boston MA, Annapolis MD, Las Vegas NV, Los Angeles CA, San Fancisco CA, Seattle WA, Portland OR, Chicago IL, Rome, Paris, and Stockholm.
WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST ADMIRE IN A MAN? Humor.
WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST ADMIRE IN A WOMAN? Adoration of yours truly.
WHAT IS IT YOU MOST DISLIKE? It's a tossup between stupidity and poor hygeine.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN YOUR FRIENDS? Honesty, wit, and loyalty. Also the ability and willingness to back me up if the shit goes down.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? Quietly, without pain, and at the age of 130 (and still be healthy enough to get around and take care of myself).
IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR AN ANIMAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE? I hope it would be as a person; and maybe as an attractive female (I already know what it's like to be a guy). A really rich, healthy, happy, and successful person. If it had to be an animal, I'd go for either a dolphin or a duck.
IF YOU COULD CHOOSE AN OBJECT TO COME BACK AS, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? A vibrator? No. A spoon in an all-girls college? No. Well, I guess maybe as a TV or as a statue, so I could people watch. Probably the TV so I could laugh with the viewers.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO (WORDS YOU LIVE BY OR THAT MEAN A LOT TO YOU)? Do what you want to do, but don't do it to me or mine.
WHO HAS BEEN THE GREATEST INFLUENCE ON YOU? My father.
100% Mestizo.