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Politics & Religion

Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:55 am

Ok here's the thing. I know you guys are going to talk about it anyways so let's at least keep it in it's own thread. Because Politics & Religion are both really stupid things to talk about on the internet and always make people fight I've got only a few rules.

1) Your opinion is not wrong which means other people's opinions aren't wrong either.
2) Don't be mean with intent to hurt people's feelings.
3) Act like an adult. Which means no pinching, no kicking, no tattling, & no pooping in eachother's shoes.

Other than that you're on your own in this forum.


I'll start:

I don't like Hillary's haircut.
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So how about that Jesus fellow?
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:39 pm

I poop in Hillary's shoes.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:42 pm

HILLS IS NOT PEOPLE
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:43 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I poop in Hillary's shoes.


Damnit Ronin, what did I say about pooping in people's shoes?
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:02 pm

I'm Republican and happy about it.
I'm Catholic by definition and use it to my advantage.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:41 pm

I refuse to talk about any of this with all of you.
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:45 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:I refuse to talk about any of this with all of you.


I like the way you think, khan.

I will be voting for The Great Bandito.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:17 pm

::WInk with my finger to my nose::
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Postby Pagne on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:11 pm

I will be voting for Pooposition 105.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:40 pm

Pagne wrote:I will be voting for Pooposition 105.


Oh good, just so long as you don't vote against it.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:43 pm

I'm straining to remember what that's about. Have they done any hard or soft polling on it?
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:21 pm

I voted today! Woo!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:25 pm

I still should have wrote in Ross Perot.
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Postby Pagne on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:53 pm

I slept all afternoon, then went to the ME. Then I fell asleep when I got home and the polls were closed when I woke up. I promise to set my alarm for the real election though.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:07 pm

i couldn't vote today, :(

I didn't register before January 5th. Stupid Hillary won our primary. I want to die.


Or kill. It's a tough feeling. It could go either way.
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Postby IceOwl on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:40 am

Hail President Zod!
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:35 pm

If Cthulhu doesn't win the nomination, you're all in big fucking trouble.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:39 pm

McCain goes to the circlejerk and gets viciously booed.

Also, FOX (in a move pioneered by their chyron department) is now labeling McCain as a Democrat. Well played, assholes.

EDIT: Poor McCain. He's had the worst of the worst politically ejaculate all over him and he's taken it all like a big girl. And what does he get for his political cumdumpstering? Bupkis. It's sad, in a way. The same kind of sad you feel for the homeless transvestite still hooking on Ash Wednesday morning, trying to avoid the kharmic beating she's got coming.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:15 pm

Whatever man. I'll still take McCain over Hillary. I'll take the pussyover the bitch, know what I mean?
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:48 pm

I've been making lye in my basement, preparing for the possibility of a Hills vs. Walnuts election.
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