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Sometimes I want to look pretty.

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Sometimes I want to look pretty.

Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:08 pm

I once had a queen tell me he could make me look like Britney Spears. This was back in 2002 when she was still a "hot commodity". And I wouldn't want to look like her, but I would like to see what I could look like with really pretty makeup on. This guy knows how to do some sexy makeup:

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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:02 pm

That guy also probably knows how to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Which is equally as hot as the makeup.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:24 pm

.................weirded out.
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Postby more pepper on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:28 pm

i am no longer dying i plan to post makeup tutorials on flickr.

so soon enough, sugar.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:58 pm

more pepper wrote:i am no longer dying i plan to post makeup tutorials on flickr.

so soon enough, sugar.



Oh joy! I am so glad to know that you are not dying.

I was prepared to have a memorial built in your honor though. I heard how one of your biggest fears is being forgotten.
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Postby more pepper on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:11 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:
more pepper wrote:i am no longer dying i plan to post makeup tutorials on flickr.

so soon enough, sugar.



Oh joy! I am so glad to know that you are not dying.

I was prepared to have a memorial built in your honor though. I heard how one of your biggest fears is being forgotten.
i meant WHEN i am no longer dying.

because i am. i have an unbroken fever of 102 for the last 36 hours. i am sweattttyyyy.
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Postby Tophy on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:15 pm

more pepper wrote:i am no longer dying i plan to post makeup tutorials on flickr.

so soon enough, sugar.


Oh good. I need to learn how to properly accentuate my cheekbones. <3
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:17 pm

more pepper wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:
more pepper wrote:i am no longer dying i plan to post makeup tutorials on flickr.

so soon enough, sugar.



Oh joy! I am so glad to know that you are not dying.

I was prepared to have a memorial built in your honor though. I heard how one of your biggest fears is being forgotten.
i meant WHEN i am no longer dying.

because i am. i have an unbroken fever of 102 for the last 36 hours. i am sweattttyyyy.



Is that with fever reducers like tylenol?
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Postby more pepper on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:25 pm

it goes down to 100.4 at the lowest. i'm going to the doctor tomorrow if i don't wake up all better. i called and they said i might have pneumonia. :cry:
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Postby more pepper on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:26 pm

also i am so tired. i went to go buy soup because everyone was at superbowl parties and no one could bring me any and when i got back i fell asleep before i could eat it.

i'm so hot though! and then chills. and then hot. the sweating is gross.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:43 pm

You need a cool wash cloth for your forehead.
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Re: Sometimes I want to look pretty.

Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:18 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:I once had a queen tell me he could make me look like Britney Spears. This was back in 2002 when she was still a "hot commodity". And I wouldn't want to look like her, but I would like to see what I could look like with really pretty makeup on. This guy knows how to do some sexy makeup:

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Hot damn. 'nuff said.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:03 pm

PEPPER, ARE YOU OKAY?
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Postby more pepper on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:19 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:PEPPER, ARE YOU OKAY?
i apparently haz some superflu and bronchitis. i was coughing so hard last night i nearly passed out so i went to the ER.

now i have lots of codeine.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:25 pm

Awesome.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:26 pm

more pepper wrote:
val_valkyrie wrote:PEPPER, ARE YOU OKAY?
i apparently haz some superflu and bronchitis. i was coughing so hard last night i nearly passed out so i went to the ER.

now i have lots of codeine.


Omg Pepper we like totally have the same icky! I couldn't even go to Bats' birthday party cause I'm so sick. When I breath you can hear my lungs fizzle and pop, super gross.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:38 pm

ImN0tSam (1:34:10 AM): You and Nelly got the same illness from the teacup ride at Disneyland!!!
ImN0tSam (1:34:25 AM): Or maybe from a crotch.
drita42 (1:34:28 AM): lol
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Postby Chanelly on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:11 am

khaaaaansumating wrote:ImN0tSam (1:34:10 AM): You and Nelly got the same illness from the teacup ride at Disneyland!!!
ImN0tSam (1:34:25 AM): Or maybe from a crotch.
drita42 (1:34:28 AM): lol


OMG! Pepper was my crotch buddy in Disneyland! So it had to have happened at some point during the ride. Since we both got sick at the same time we couldn't have given it to eachother. I think it was the Yetti who gave it to us! Or wait.....Pepper did you have Bizzkitt as a crotch buddy at all? Because I did.....BIZZKITT you got some s'plaining to do!
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