guys. i'm actually having a bit of a consumating withdrawl right now.
dear betty: i feel real bad that i havent sent your book yet. it's in my car. it really is. i will walk across the fucking street (scariest intersection in the south bay) and take it to fedex and send it to you tomorrow I FUCKING SWEAR.
srsly. sorry. i suck at life and things i cant do via internets.
but OMG im watching pee wee's big adventure and i just wanna make a shitty convo about it, but i cant.
i see douchenozzles all over the internets and i wanna thumb them down. BUT I CANT. oh god.
as i typed 'oh god' i heard the song 'send me an angel' and i wished that maybe just singing it would bring consumating back. but it wont. oh man. guys.
can we have a consumeet about it? with crotchbuddies? PLEEEEEAAAAAAASE??????

