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Now accepting makeout applications.

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Now accepting makeout applications.

Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:10 pm

You people don't kiss me enough. :x
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:27 pm

What's the application process though? Is there like a form to download?

....not that... I want to download the form... just, umm. Want to know how you do it? Yah...
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Postby more pepper on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:42 pm

be careful what you wish for johnnycups.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:48 pm

Wait, why? Are you a genie (djini)?? The kind that grants wishes?

I met one once, but it was the kind that granted herpes. Honestly, I don't need more of that kind of supernatural power.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:48 pm

John Doom wrote:What's the application process though? Is there like a form to download?

....not that... I want to download the form... just, umm. Want to know how you do it? Yah...


Fax me your resume.

@Pepper - OR WHAT.
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Postby wordnerd on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:23 pm

herpes free, the way to be.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:24 pm

wordnerd wrote:herpes free, the way to be.


I used to be herpes free. Then along came Pagne...
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:25 pm

Yep, I had to use my last two wishes to become free of it.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:01 pm

I do not give herpes. Only syphilis. It's cooler to say.


Syphilis.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:39 pm

As long as there is a cure for it, I'm down for whatever.
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Postby more pepper on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:13 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:@Pepper - OR WHAT.
or you just might get it.

the right amount of vodka, i'd likely terrify you.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:16 pm

Is there a line for this being terrified thing, or is it pretty much a one-time offer?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:22 pm

John Doom wrote:Is there a line for this being terrified thing, or is it pretty much a one-time offer?


I think you might have to take a number or something.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:25 pm

Awww, 4,817,126! I'ma be waiting a while.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:29 pm

2,834,411 here! But hey, we can play DS while we wait!
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:36 pm

I love the DS
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:40 pm

Mario Kart is the way to go.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:42 pm

Totally agreed. I've got the FriendCode for that if you need it too.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:59 pm

John Doom wrote:I love the DS


Did you know that the DS is modeled after the Game & Watch? The Nintendo patented directional keys were invented for the Game & Watch because it was the first system made that needed flat buttons and not a joystick.

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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:19 pm

Note to self: Place vodka in highly accessible locations.

Other note to self: Still haven't bought Mario Kart DS...I never even play my DS anymore. Whatever man.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:41 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Note to self: Place vodka in highly accessible locations.

Other note to self: Still haven't bought Mario Kart DS...I never even play my DS anymore. Whatever man.


It would appear that Johnny no longer has an inner monologue.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:42 pm

You'd be surprised.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:51 pm

Seriously, we need to have a Mario Kart DS competition.
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Postby more pepper on Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:24 pm

i'm not making out with people in a line. if i were into that i would have manned the kissing booth at prom.

makeoutz cannot be planned! they just happen.


(the accessible vodka will help though.)
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:26 pm

<----------------line starts here, folks.
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