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Postby Chanelly on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:16 pm

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Postby DJ Qelyn on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:22 pm

I bet I could crank one out on her feet before she even looked up.
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Postby John Doom on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:47 pm

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Postby bluefish on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:19 am

Westboro Baptist Church declares this image crotch-free.
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Postby bizzchelle on Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:49 pm

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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:34 am

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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:07 pm

Hm. I wonder how Rick's going to feel about his public undeserved ridicule by people supposedly his "friends" when he sees this thread. Kudos to those of you who haven't made demeaning comments. And to John for his astounding MS Paint skillz.
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Postby Pagne on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:28 pm

Oh for fuck's sake. Feel free to caption one of my pictures. I swear to shit the next time one of you says something about me being anyone's "supposed" friend I'm going to satisfy your fucking moral indignation and just stop talking to you.
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Postby Chanelly on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:31 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Hm. I wonder how Rick's going to feel about his public undeserved ridicule by people supposedly his "friends" when he sees this thread. Kudos to those of you who haven't made demeaning comments. And to John for his astounding MS Paint skillz.


Rick has seen it and explain to me what about this is ridiculing? I picked this picture because it's the perfect photo setup for adding talk bubbles, jesus Jesse you need to chill the fuck out.
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Postby John Doom on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:35 pm

I wish I was a self-righteous pretend-pius bitch about anything I didn't think of first... Oh, but then I'd have to change my name to Batgirl.

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Postby Chanelly on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:40 pm

And you know what else? I am fucking sick to death of everyone treating Rick like he's a fucking baby that needs to be stood up for. Rick makes fun of us just as much as we make fun of him, it's what friends do. They poke fun at eachother's weirdness, like you've never made a joke at Rick's expense, Jesse? Like you guys haven't made a joke about how I like pies just a little too much, or how Pepper's boobs are the talk of the town, or how Devin's love for public nudity gets to an almost disturbing level. So Devin's a fucking weirdo exhibitionist, we're still friends with him, hell some people even date him! *gasp*

Rick's a grown man and he doesn't need anyone to be his mommy. I seriously doubt he thinks we think he's got a foot fetish and if he does have a foot fetish he's probably laughing and saying "Haha, it's funny cause it's true!".

Here Jesse, will this make you feel better? Redicule away! I don't care because I have a sense of humor and know none of you are making jokes to hurt my feelings but so that it'll make people laugh.
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Postby John Doom on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:41 pm

Thanks Nelly, my brain nearly exploded from all the possible captions for that one... most of them just end in "YAAAAAY ICE CWEAM!"
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:46 pm

Wow.... Just wow.... Anyways, ON TO THE NEXT PHOTO!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:49 pm

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IF I LETS GOES, I WIL GOES TO ALTERIT DEMENSHUNS!!!
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Postby Chanelly on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:49 pm

John Doom wrote:Thanks Nelly, my brain nearly exploded from all the possible captions for that one... most of them just end in "YAAAAAY ICE CWEAM!"


We're not friends anymore, John. Your comments cut me to the core.

Seriously, Rick, Jesse, whoever, feel free to caption that picture of me. You could caption my picture "I like to toss salad in my spare time!" and I won't think it's mean, I think it would be hilarious.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:50 pm

Chanel wrote:
John Doom wrote:Thanks Nelly, my brain nearly exploded from all the possible captions for that one... most of them just end in "YAAAAAY ICE CWEAM!"


We're not friends anymore, John. Your comments cut me to the core.

Seriously, Rick, Jesse, whoever, feel free to caption that picture of me. You could caption my picture "I like to toss salad in my spare time!" and I won't think it's mean, I think it would be hilarious.


That's not a joke btw. She really does love to toss salad. 20 bucks and it could be YOUR salad she's tossing.
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Postby Chanelly on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:51 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanel wrote:
John Doom wrote:Thanks Nelly, my brain nearly exploded from all the possible captions for that one... most of them just end in "YAAAAAY ICE CWEAM!"


We're not friends anymore, John. Your comments cut me to the core.

Seriously, Rick, Jesse, whoever, feel free to caption that picture of me. You could caption my picture "I like to toss salad in my spare time!" and I won't think it's mean, I think it would be hilarious.


That's not a joke btw. She really does love to toss salad. 20 bucks and it could be YOUR salad she's tossing.


No, I don't even want Jesse to toss my salad cause I'm so pissed right now. Jesse's salad tossing privileges are hereby revoked until I've had enough time to cool down..............Ok Jesse's salad tossing privileges have been reinstated.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:53 pm

Chanel wrote:
DJ Qelyn wrote:
Chanel wrote:
John Doom wrote:Thanks Nelly, my brain nearly exploded from all the possible captions for that one... most of them just end in "YAAAAAY ICE CWEAM!"


We're not friends anymore, John. Your comments cut me to the core.

Seriously, Rick, Jesse, whoever, feel free to caption that picture of me. You could caption my picture "I like to toss salad in my spare time!" and I won't think it's mean, I think it would be hilarious.


That's not a joke btw. She really does love to toss salad. 20 bucks and it could be YOUR salad she's tossing.


No, I don't even want Jesse to toss my salad cause I'm so pissed right now. Jesse's salad tossing privileges are hereby revoked until I've had enough time to cool down..............Ok Jesse's salad tossing privileges have been reinstated.


You are insatiable when it comes to salad tossing.
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Postby Pagne on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:55 pm

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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:00 pm

I don't think Chanel should stand for this public undeserved ridicule by people supposedly her "friends". Good thing she can't see the comments we are making with those god awful sunglasses on.
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Postby bizzchelle on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:40 am

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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:27 am

Look, all I'm saying is that sometimes you guys don't know the threshold between funny and bordering on mean. And sometimes it's a little hard to tell when you're joking. Apparently Rick's a creepy bastard, Nelly likes pie too much (don't we all) and I'm a fucking dumbass with a brain full of helium. And John's a republican douchebag. Have I covered everyone?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:49 am

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Look, all I'm saying is that sometimes you guys don't know the threshold between funny and bordering on mean. And sometimes it's a little hard to tell when you're joking. Apparently Rick's a creepy bastard, Nelly likes pie too much (don't we all) and I'm a fucking dumbass with a brain full of helium. And John's a republican douchebag. Have I covered everyone?


You forgot me. And alot of other people. I mean, there are at least 35 or so people on here. Let's hear your opinion on us all!
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:30 am

Oh, sorry. I should have said "Have I covered everyone (but Devin)?" Oopsie! We already know that I think you look adorable in your gay golfer clothes!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:54 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Oh, sorry. I should have said "Have I covered everyone (but Devin)?" Oopsie! We already know that I think you look adorable in your gay golfer clothes!


That might be the sweetest thing anyone's ever said about me!
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