consumating

My love for Dave is unrequited, so we can take the Michelles instead. At least THEY'LL put out for me.

Pagne wrote:My love for Dave is unrequited, so we can take the Michelles instead. At least THEY'LL put out for me.

Someone needs to inform them of this, so that they can pack up their things and say their goodbyes.

this totally makes me want to quit my job and be a full-time consu-stepchild. or like a traveling salesman or something.

boobhats for $1, motorboats for $5, and mustache rides for a nickel (and/or romantic dinner).

bizzchelle wrote:mustache rides

Yes, yes.

bizzchelle wrote:this totally makes me want to quit my job and be a full-time consu-stepchild. or like a traveling salesman or something.

boobhats for $1, motorboats for $5, and mustache rides for a nickel (and/or romantic dinner).

You could make millions!

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Chanel wrote:

I accidentally slept too long and had a nightmare with this creature that sort of resembled Nelly and ... OH NO THERE IT IS!!!

khaaaaansumating wrote:I accidentally slept too long and had a nightmare with this creature that sort of resembled Nelly and ... OH NO THERE IT IS!!!

Was it...EATING YOUR FACE!!!

OH NOES!!!1!1!!!11oneonetwothree

i am going to make a plush nelly doll. (not the sex kind, perverts. it will be more like one of those pillow people.)

more pepper wrote:i am going to make a plush nelly doll. (not the sex kind, perverts. it will be more like one of those pillow people.)

OMG. Please do. It will keep me from being lonely when I move away for school.

more pepper wrote:not the sex kind, perverts.

Who would ever think such a thing??

Pagne wrote:

more pepper wrote:i am going to make a plush nelly doll. (not the sex kind, perverts. it will be more like one of those pillow people.)

OMG. Please do. It will keep me from being lonely when I move away for school.

i am adding it to my craft list. it will likely happen late spring, since i have much burlesque stuff to address first.

BUT IT WILL HAPPEN, so help me god.

Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

Why, are you mexican or something?

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

You must teach me your ways.

Chanel wrote:

bizzchelle wrote:mustache rides

Yes, yes.

quoted for truth

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:

Chanel wrote:

bizzchelle wrote:mustache rides

Yes, yes.

quoted for truth

You keep saying that, what does that mean?

if something is true. you quote it. for truth. and justice.

For GREAT justice.


And to move zigs.

Chanel wrote:

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

Why, are you mexican or something?

All us mudders have to run from gestapoman, especially those of us who are of the godless lib'url variety, didn't you know?

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

At the New Year's Party we went to there was a grill full of flaming debris, drunken crossbow shooting, a cripple who kept launching himself out of his wheelchair and fighting people (poor Aaaron), and every man there was bearded and most of the women were pregnant. Oh and two pitbulls that I tamed because I am the Dog Whisperer.

Pagne wrote:

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

At the New Year's Party we went to there was a grill full of flaming debris, drunken crossbow shooting, a cripple who kept launching himself out of his wheelchair and fighting people (poor Aaaron), and every man there was bearded and most of the women were pregnant. Oh and two pitbulls that I tamed because I am the Dog Whisperer.

Aaron got 3rd degree burns on his hand trying to save the teddy bear from the fire. I'll never forget it *tear*...he did shoot it with a crossbow later that night but it's still the thought that counts.

Chanel wrote:

Pagne wrote:

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Ye gods, I need to come to Phoenix. At least so I can show you squares how to party. This drama nonsense waste good calories that could be expended hopping fences while running from cops and trying not to spill your beer at the same time.

At the New Year's Party we went to there was a grill full of flaming debris, drunken crossbow shooting, a cripple who kept launching himself out of his wheelchair and fighting people (poor Aaaron), and every man there was bearded and most of the women were pregnant. Oh and two pitbulls that I tamed because I am the Dog Whisperer.

Aaron got 3rd degree burns on his hand trying to save the teddy bear from the fire. I'll never forget it *tear*...he did shoot it with a crossbow later that night but it's still the thought that counts.

Oh that's right. He saved it for us. *sniffle*

I still can't believe everyone left that party without any puncture wounds.

Yeah, when the crossbow came out I ducked inside. I like having as few holes in me as possible.

[insert raunch here]