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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:28 pm

Xopochipotleylatoplay was a pretty cool guy though! ^-^
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:30 pm

John Doom wrote:Xopochipotleylatoplay was a pretty cool guy though! ^-^


Maybe we can trade that Jesse for the one we have here. Like a Consu-exchange program.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:36 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:Maybe we can trade that Jesse for the one we have here. Like a Consu-exchange program.


That would be such a good idea, because then we wouldn't even have to worry anymore about where to bury our current one.
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Postby Pagne on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:46 pm

We need to trade for Jenny, Michelles, and Dave
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:52 pm

Pagne wrote:We need to trade for Jenny, Michelles, and Dave


Let's trade one Dave for one Pagne. Oh beautiful irony.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:52 pm

Who?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:57 pm

John Doom wrote:Who?


Some Aussie guy that she wants to pwn.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:58 pm

I dibs'ed the Michelles.

You guys can have Jenny. She doesn't put out.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:01 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:I dibs'ed the Michelles.

You guys can have Jenny. She doesn't put out.


You don't get both. You can have one. Don't be a greedy douchebag.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:09 pm

But I need a nurse nearby in case I get one too many boobhats.

You can't seperate the two, man!
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:14 pm

Can I have the short one?
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:58 pm

They're both like two feet tall.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:39 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:They're both like two feet tall.


That's one of the many reasons we all <3 them.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:44 pm

Now if only god graced them with flat heads and no teeth...
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:48 pm

John Doom wrote:Now if only god graced them with flat heads and no teeth...


Is the flat head part for the box of pizza?
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:49 pm

I guess you could use the second one for that, but traditionally it's to have somewhere to set your drink.
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Postby more pepper on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:10 pm

i thought everyone knew the michelles were mine.

i did have them in my bed you know.
One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:10 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
Johnny, dangerously² wrote:They're both like two feet tall.


That's one of the many reasons we all <3 them.


Shorties do it better~

No offense, Peps. You're short on the inside. Or something. Whatever.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:14 pm

Short... on the inside?

*thinks about this for a bit*

That can't be pleasant.
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Postby bluefish on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:16 pm

more pepper wrote:i did have them in my bed you know.


that image is making me tingle...
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:19 pm

more pepper wrote:i thought everyone knew the michelles were mine.

i did have them in my bed you know.


As Johnny would say...

Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:20 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
more pepper wrote:i thought everyone knew the michelles were mine.

i did have them in my bed you know.


As Johnny would say...

Pictures or it didn't happen.


You want the ones from outside the window or inside the ceiling air vent?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:23 pm

John Doom wrote:
DJ Qelyn wrote:
more pepper wrote:i thought everyone knew the michelles were mine.

i did have them in my bed you know.


As Johnny would say...

Pictures or it didn't happen.


You want the ones from outside the window or inside the ceiling air vent?


Air vent pls.

The check is in the mail.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:22 pm

Make sure you leave him good feedback on ebay. Solid gold, baby.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:52 pm

5 stars. A+++++
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