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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:05 pm

Fill in the blanks, bitches.


"I want a thread that is inspired by a Cake song."
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:07 pm

I want a car that doesn't sound like Death is dragging his scythe down a piece of concrete.


Also, Val? use [ ] instead of < > :D
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:09 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Also, Val? use [ ] instead of < > :D


AH FIXED IT.
But thank you.
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Postby Machined on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:16 pm

I want a threesome with Val and the female consumator of her choice
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Postby more pepper on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:17 pm

i want a body that is not riddled with germs.
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Postby Combustible Monkey on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:21 pm

I want a girl with a skirt of any length or perhaps trousers with an optional jacket.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:27 pm

more pepper wrote:i want a body that is not riddled with germs.


ditto. *cough, sputter*
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Postby halfbrown on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:31 pm

I want to rock-n-roll all night and party every day.

KISS Army forever, bitches!
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:34 pm

I want a boy who takes me to the movies.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:40 pm

I want a life that seems to make sense.
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Postby Pagne on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:02 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I want a car that doesn't sound like Death is dragging his scythe down a piece of concrete.

Cry me a river. I want a car that will just start.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Cyborg Branwell on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:11 pm

I want a license that will allow me to have a car.

I also want to clear up a certain situation involving a cat and the Mafia, but I probably won't mention that again.
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Postby halfbrown on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:11 pm

Pagne wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:I want a car that doesn't sound like Death is dragging his scythe down a piece of concrete.

Cry me a river. I want a car that will just start.


I just had to replace my brakes (rotors, pads, the works) and my EGR valve. $1,100 later... *youch*
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:54 pm

I want a boyfriend and that doesn't make me pathetic, I promise.
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:13 pm

I want a robotic mate that I can love until I die and that will love me back unconditionally
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:20 pm

John Doom wrote:I want a robotic mate that I can love until I die and that will love me back unconditionally


Why does (s)he have to be a robot?
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:31 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:Why does (s)he have to be a robot?


Are humans capable of unconditional love?
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:44 pm

John Doom wrote:
Are humans capable of unconditional love?


Um...yes?
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:56 pm

Then sure... why? Are you applying?
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:40 pm

Not necessarily. I'm just curious.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:43 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:
John Doom wrote:
Are humans capable of unconditional love?


Um...yes?


BRRT WRONG
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Postby more pepper on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:52 pm

we are certainly capable of unconditional love! you people are so negative.
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Postby John Doom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:53 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:Not necessarily. I'm just curious.


...sigh... figures. Back to my lab to continue with my work.

I just don't think there's anything wrong to want someone just for me
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Postby YarHar on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:59 pm

I want a friend and that probably does make me pathetic.
Your friendly neighborhood manwhore.
- translates as: sex as an unhealthy outlet to lonliness
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:09 pm

I want a steak and what else is new?
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