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Postby more pepper on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:36 pm

YarHar wrote:I want a friend and that probably does make me pathetic.
that's not pathetic, but it certainly stands in opposition to your signature there.
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Postby YarHar on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:06 pm

more pepper wrote:
YarHar wrote:I want a friend and that probably does make me pathetic.
that's not pathetic, but it certainly stands in opposition to your signature there.


Better?
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- translates as: sex as an unhealthy outlet to lonliness
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Postby val_valkyrie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:23 pm

John Doom wrote:
val_valkyrie wrote:Not necessarily. I'm just curious.


...sigh... figures. Back to my lab to continue with my work.

I just don't think there's anything wrong to want someone just for me


Of course there's nothing wrong with that! Hearts, John.
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Postby John Doom on Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:37 am

I hoped not...
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Postby more pepper on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:23 pm

YarHar wrote:
more pepper wrote:
YarHar wrote:I want a friend and that probably does make me pathetic.
that's not pathetic, but it certainly stands in opposition to your signature there.


Better?
well it's certainly more honest. which is better i suppose.

perhaps you could work on channeling that energy towards your ultimate goal of relieving the loneliness, instead of the immediate goal of sexytime?
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:37 pm

I want a butler named Alfred with a mansion as well please.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:34 pm

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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:41 pm

I want a computer with a cd burner. I need to make pepper a cd. It's imperative. The sake of phenomenal music calls for it!!!
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:36 am

I want to tie steaks around the neck of that payday loan place and use a city bus to punch them into the basement of Michael Vick's house.
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Postby bizzchelle on Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:13 am

I want a maid that also gives massages.
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Postby cocktailsandMalIntent on Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:12 pm

I want a job that doesn't annoy the piss out of me.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:30 am

I want strawberry ice cream that is zero calorie and comes in ten gallon sizes.


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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:11 am

I want a free pass that gives me immunity from the law.



I'm sick of getting pulled over for something trivial like expired license plate tags. Who even cares about your bureaucracy?! Not me.
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Postby josh almost saved the day on Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:32 am

I want a shoop shooby doobie like scooby dooby.
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