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i um. WEBCAMMED. lol

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i um. WEBCAMMED. lol

Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:03 am

my soldier wanted some jerk material, so he asked me to record a vid, to send via phone, right? so i did. hit record, did my thing. thing is...OMG LULZ. if i saw this on youtube i'd laugh and feel sorry for the bitch in the video.
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Postby Ferguson on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:36 am

I did that once when my now husband and I were rocking the long distance thing. It's really funny how I used to think I was sexy until I saw that!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:46 am

I need to bust out my old webcam, for old times sake.
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Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:42 am

fergs, how helpful was that sort of thing for doing the last distance thing? i'm kinda new to this, and feeling pretty self-conscious
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Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:43 am

qelyn, you sure seem to have little inhibition. :)
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:52 pm

~~~minx wrote:qelyn, you sure seem to have little inhibition. :)


Inhibitions are for wussies. Plus, I make no effort to hide the fact that I'm a giant sexual deviant.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:54 pm

TMI, IMO. WTF.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:55 pm

OMG ROFL AFK BRB BBQ!
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Postby Chanelly on Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:11 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:OMG ROFL AFK BRB BBQ!


roflobster!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:58 pm

LOLERSK8Z!!
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Postby Pagne on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:43 pm

So are you gonna post the vid or what?
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Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:21 pm

Pagne wrote:So are you gonna post the vid or what?


if it was hot? hell, yeah. IT'S HUMILIATION, FTL.
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Postby more pepper on Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:52 pm

~~~minx wrote:
Pagne wrote:So are you gonna post the vid or what?


if it was hot? hell, yeah. IT'S HUMILIATION, FTL.
i have done this video nonsense, and i find it hilarious as well... but he liked it a whole lot.
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Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:13 pm

ok, how did you get plus four karma, pepper?
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Postby more pepper on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:00 pm

~~~minx wrote:ok, how did you get plus four karma, pepper?
i guess people pressed up for me. i've given some karma... here comes some for you.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:51 pm

Seriously, I can tell you right now, no matter how ridiculous or stupid or whatever you think you look, us guys think it is HOT.
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Postby Chanelly on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:58 pm

more pepper wrote:
~~~minx wrote:ok, how did you get plus four karma, pepper?
i guess people pressed up for me. i've given some karma... here comes some for you.


Today I made it so you have to comment on why you're thumbing up or down. No more passive aggressive down-thumbing. Hooray! Of course you can always put "sdljflskjsdfj" as the comment but they'll still know who "thumbed" them down. Take some!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:05 pm

Chanel wrote:
more pepper wrote:
~~~minx wrote:ok, how did you get plus four karma, pepper?
i guess people pressed up for me. i've given some karma... here comes some for you.


Today I made it so you have to comment on why you're thumbing up or down. No more passive aggressive down-thumbing. Hooray! Of course you can always put "sdljflskjsdfj" as the comment but they'll still know who "thumbed" them down. Take some!


PWNED!
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Postby Ferguson on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:04 pm

~~~minx wrote:fergs, how helpful was that sort of thing for doing the last distance thing? i'm kinda new to this, and feeling pretty self-conscious


It helped a lot. It's really hard to maintain a relationship via just phone sex!
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:13 pm

then I was like oonts oonts oonts
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:21 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:then I was like oonts oonts oonts


And then I was like "what what? In the butt?"
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:33 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:then I was like oonts oonts oonts


Passionate, yeah. oonts oonts oonts
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:41 am

I've always had a great imagination. I would have been right at home with the fellas in WWII. All I need is a photo to pinup.
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:16 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:I've always had a great imagination. I would have been right at home with the fellas in WWII. All I need is a photo to pinup.


I'll see what I can send you. :wink:
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Postby YarHar on Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:54 pm

I'd like to ogle this video of yours. :D
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