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Johnny, dangerously² wrote:If someone adds the word boner, or fart, or gay, to any name more than twice they're getting punched in the mouth. For serious.

Johnnybonerfartgay²

Dammit, the order is "<NAME>gaybonerfart"... much funnier that way.

Chanel wrote:

more pepper wrote:

wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.

my friend wanted to watch this the other night when we were wasted and i KNEW it would be a bad idea. i made him watch shootemup instead.

I'm sorry but that sounds way worse but they may be because Shoot Em Up is the second worst movie of all time, just behind The Ninth Gate.

shootemup is awesome based solely on the fact that clive owen is in it. i need a towel just thinking about him.

THE GUY KILLS LIKE 4 PEOPLE WITH JUST A CARROT!!! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE!

Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

i would let him kill me with a carrot.


that's a euphemism for sex.

more pepper wrote:

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

i would let him kill me with a carrot.


that's a euphemism for sex.

sex... with a carrot?

bluefish wrote:

more pepper wrote:

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

i would let him kill me with a carrot.


that's a euphemism for sex.

sex... with a carrot?

bunny sex?

Pagne wrote:

wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.

I watched Schindler's List for the first time today. Talk about a major downer.

I need to add that to my queue, thanks for reminding me. I've wanted to see it ever since I watched The Pianist. I crave depressing holocaust movies, what is wrong w/ me??

~~~minx wrote:i'm telling her. you're all gonna be in trou-ble.

NOOOOOOO! Well .... ok.

Chanel wrote:

more pepper wrote:

wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.

my friend wanted to watch this the other night when we were wasted and i KNEW it would be a bad idea. i made him watch shootemup instead.

I'm sorry but that sounds way worse but they may be because Shoot Em Up is the second worst movie of all time, just behind The Ninth Gate.

Shoot Em' Up was really entertaining. I would recommend it to [s]anyone[/s] a lot of people.

Wait, sex with a carrot leading to death??? That sounds suspiciously like the movie Jack Frost where the homicidal maniac turned snowman waits for Shannon Elizabeth in the bathtub as water, resolidifies into solid-snow form, and then rapes her with his carrot .... to death.

Afterwards he says, "I'm gonna have to remember to send flowers."

Yeah.

bluefish wrote:

more pepper wrote:

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

i would let him kill me with a carrot.


that's a euphemism for sex.

sex... with a carrot?

ew no. just sex. you people don't get euphemisms, and i excel at them! this will never work.

more pepper wrote:

bluefish wrote:

more pepper wrote:

DJ Qelyn wrote:

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:Whoa. That's Jack Bauer status.

I know! Best movie ever!

i would let him kill me with a carrot.


that's a euphemism for sex.

sex... with a carrot?

ew no. just sex. you people don't get euphemisms, and i excel at them! this will never work.

loofamisms?

khaaaaansumating wrote:Wait, sex with a carrot leading to death??? That sounds suspiciously like the movie Jack Frost where the homicidal maniac turned snowman waits for Shannon Elizabeth in the bathtub as water, resolidifies into solid-snow form, and then rapes her with his carrot .... to death.

Afterwards he says, "I'm gonna have to remember to send flowers."

Yeah.

I remember that movie. What a great scene.

*lurk*

@Devin, may I call you Devin? Is that even spelled right?

There are so many great lines from that movie. My friends and I have been saying "Holy Moly! Ryan killed Billy!" for years. from the scene where the sled accidentally cuts off the other boy's head. So freaking hilarious!

Also, the opening scene where pre-snoman murderer Jack kills the guard who is watching him in the back of the transport vehicle, and one of the guards driving up front asks if they are doing ok back there and Jakc says, "Oh we doin' fine. We doin' reeeeeeal fine.". So creepy!!!!

val_valkyrie wrote:*lurk*

I'm having your litter and that's all you have to say to me?! I'm hurt.

khaaaaansumating wrote:@Devin, may I call you Devin? Is that even spelled right?

There are so many great lines from that movie. My friends and I have been saying "Holy Moly! Ryan killed Billy!" for years. from the scene where the sled accidentally cuts off the other boy's head. So freaking hilarious!

Also, the opening scene where pre-snoman murderer Jack kills the guard who is watching him in the back of the transport vehicle, and one of the guards driving up front asks if they are doing ok back there and Jakc says, "Oh we doin' fine. We doin' reeeeeeal fine.". So creepy!!!!

Call me whatever you want for 20 bucks.

DJ Qelyn wrote: Call me whatever you want for 20 bucks.

No thanks, that's too long. I'll just stick with Devin. Or DJ Mangina.

i was kind of scared about a "temporary consumating" and then i saw this and it made me feel better.

caitycat wrote:i was kind of scared about a "temporary consumating" and then i saw this and it made me feel better.

Everything's going to be alright.

khaaaaansumating wrote:Wait, sex with a carrot leading to death??? That sounds suspiciously like the movie Jack Frost where the homicidal maniac turned snowman waits for Shannon Elizabeth in the bathtub as water, resolidifies into solid-snow form, and then rapes her with his carrot .... to death.

Afterwards he says, "I'm gonna have to remember to send flowers."

Yeah.

I have never wanted to see that movie until just now.

Also, who originally had the title of this thread spring forth from their brain? Apparently the lobotomy was successful! Have fun fucking random assholes and then crying to Norah Jones while you wonder where all the cowboys have gone or some shit.

I'm calling him DJ Puff'n'Stuff.

hmm, since this thread is 'dedicated' to hena, could someone post her nude that was only up for 10 minutes last night in the 'battle of the sexes' thread?