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Postby Chanelly on Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:16 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:
John Doom wrote:I can't imagine that much boredom in one place... I'm pretty sure it would create a singularity... Like the one in Batgirl's head.


That is a scary place.


*shudder*
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:20 am

Does the complete lack of female attention you get ever create a singularity, John?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:47 am

BURN DUDE! BURN!
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Postby Pagne on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:48 pm

John has seen my bewbs.
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Postby Pagne on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:49 pm

Lol. Remember the time when I said if Kenan did something, I'd show John a breast? I don't remember what it was, just that I offered the boob to john because I knew Kenan, as a raging homo, wouldn't fully appreciate it.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:53 pm

Hena's conversations make my brain bleed.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:18 pm

A BANDAID - U CAN HAZ ONE.
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Postby ~~~minx on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:26 pm

i'm telling her. you're all gonna be in trou-ble.
i'm offended by this topic
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Postby catlady on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:39 pm

wow, for a second i thought someone had re-created current consuthreads here.

yeesh.

catlady in the house, btw!
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:49 pm

Welcome to the party!
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Postby wordnerd on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:38 pm

guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.
"you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
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Postby Pagne on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:16 am

wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.

I watched Schindler's List for the first time today. Talk about a major downer.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:41 am

Pagne wrote: I watched Schindler's List for the first time today. Talk about a major downer.


On a rainy day. Brilliant move #272947474!
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:29 am

What the hell Bats, did you take notes while watching it? Gonna bring them to your next "meeting"?
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Postby wordnerd on Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:06 pm

I was talking to a friend on the phone and he gave the best review I've ever heard for the worst movie ever (the new rambo).

"he just walked around saying 'aaayyyyy!' and killed everyone."
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:25 pm

John Doom wrote:What the hell Bats, did you take notes while watching it? Gonna bring them to your next "meeting"?


I think they might call the "gatherings" now, I'm not sure. Maybe she'll clue us in on it.
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Postby more pepper on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:03 pm

wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.
my friend wanted to watch this the other night when we were wasted and i KNEW it would be a bad idea. i made him watch shootemup instead.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:40 pm

more pepper wrote:
wordnerd wrote:guys, I saw "the diving bell and the butterfly" today and it was muy sad. we had to go for emergency scotch and beers at the pub next door to recover.
my friend wanted to watch this the other night when we were wasted and i KNEW it would be a bad idea. i made him watch shootemup instead.


I'm sorry but that sounds way worse but they may be because Shoot Em Up is the second worst movie of all time, just behind The Ninth Gate.
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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:41 pm

Chanel wrote:I'm sorry but that sounds way worse but they may be because Shoot Em Up is the second worst movie of all time, just behind The Ninth Gate.


I've got two new additions to that list, "Untraceable," and "Eragon."
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:49 pm

John Doom wrote:
Chanel wrote:I'm sorry but that sounds way worse but they may be because Shoot Em Up is the second worst movie of all time, just behind The Ninth Gate.


I've got two new additions to that list, "Untraceable," and "Eragon."


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Postby John Doom on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:53 pm

AND MY CELL PHONE SIMULTANEOUSLY, but made it look surprisingly like an EMP!!
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:56 pm

wordnerd wrote:I was talking to a friend on the phone and he gave the best review I've ever heard for the worst movie ever (the new rambo).

"he just walked around saying 'aaayyyyy!' and killed everyone."


What like the Fonz?
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Postby DJ Qelyn on Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:57 pm

John Doom wrote:AND MY CELL PHONE SIMULTANEOUSLY, but made it look surprisingly like an EMP!!


I'd still stick it to Diane Lane, shitty movie or no. Maybe even anal with no lube CAUSE of the horrible movie.
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Postby wordnerd on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:19 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:
wordnerd wrote:I was talking to a friend on the phone and he gave the best review I've ever heard for the worst movie ever (the new rambo).

"he just walked around saying 'aaayyyyy!' and killed everyone."


What like the Fonz?


more like rambo.

he kept calling the movie "ramboner" which confused the crap out of me.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:59 pm

If someone adds the word boner, or fart, or gay, to any name more than twice they're getting punched in the mouth. For serious.
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