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confession thread

"I have never _____ with ______." Plus item exchanges and other fun!

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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:09 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:
Chanel wrote:
val_valkyrie wrote:I confess that I am wearing PANTS WHILE CONSUFORUMATING.

It's such a scandal, I know.


I'm sorry but I believe one of the forum's main rules is that you are not allowed to wear pants while you consupost.


I'm sorry. Pants removed.


Ditto.

oh shi-- still at work

Sorry, got excited.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:09 pm

YSOD. Sigh.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:12 pm

I confess I too just got yellow screen'd. And then firefox said something about it was redirecting in a way that will never complete [infinite loop], and then I got some business about "thread could not be fetched".
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:13 pm

Curse you YSOD.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:28 pm

So we have advertisements now?
So we have advertisements now.
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Postby TonightWillFall on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:53 pm

I confess that I desperately need to get laid.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:08 pm

God gave you hands and a rabbit. Use them wisely.
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Postby bizzchelle on Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:00 am

I confess that hands and rabbits are.... just not the same.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:16 am

Why not??? People are lame. They carry diseases. Plus they have ulterior motives.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:32 am

khaaaaansumating wrote:Why not??? People are lame. They carry diseases. Plus they have ulterior motives.


No one wants to get laid because of all that stuff. It's because it's hard to masturbate and slap your own ass without feeling silly. Unless you're Devin.
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Postby Chanelly on Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:50 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:Why not??? People are lame. They carry diseases. Plus they have ulterior motives.


No one wants to get laid because of all that stuff. It's because it's hard to masturbate and slap your own ass without feeling silly. Unless you're Devin.


No, I'm usually the one who feels silly...while he does that in front of me. *sigh*
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Postby Pagne on Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:22 pm

bizzchelle wrote:I confess that hands and rabbits are.... just not the same.

Seriously. Rabbits are too furry and they bite if you don't give them a shot of ketamine first.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:31 pm

some women bite if you don't give them ketamine first.
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Postby more pepper on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:10 am

Johnny, robotically² wrote:some women bite if you don't give them ketamine first.
some men like it when we bite.
One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:51 am

more pepper wrote:
Johnny, robotically² wrote:some women bite if you don't give them ketamine first.
some men like it when we bite.


Consider this hand raised.
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:33 pm

I confess that I got really frisky with my coworker's roommate this weekend. Awkward.
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Postby Machined on Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:37 pm

I confess that I can still be a major idiot sometimes
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Postby bizzchelle on Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:08 pm

I confess that I just read all of these confessions and would like to read more. POST MORE CONFESSIONS PLZ!
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:42 am

I am full of questions, I confess.
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Postby Chanelly on Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:37 am

I confess that I think I love food too much.
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Postby bizzchelle on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:16 am

I confess that I think I lost my ATM card again.
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Postby josh almost saved the day on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:46 am

bless me consumating, for i have sinned.

i have thought fornicating thoughts about my fellow consumators.

how many hail mary's?
couldn't quite save the site...
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Postby more pepper on Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:38 pm

i confess that my back hurts so badly i will now take another vicodin.
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Postby bizzchelle on Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:46 pm

I confess that I bought Dora the Explorer paper plates and bowls because... a) they were on sale, and b) i hate doing dishes.
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Postby jennyjennyjenny on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:13 pm

i confess that i just now wrote the note that goes in the book i'm sending off for the book exchange thinger. and i won't be sending it until tomorrow. mainly because i don't know how to use the USPS. (i cant fax either. srsly.)

but tomorrow i'll fedex it or some shit, i mean i dunno really there's this place across the street from work. i'll go there...

i'm also confessing that i'm gettin drunk, waitin for my hot friend to come over, and wishing that he'll be just drunk enough when he arrives that maybe, just maybe we'll make out. or some junk.
OH GOD THEY MADE ME DO MATH!
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