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confession thread

"I have never _____ with ______." Plus item exchanges and other fun!

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Postby DJ Qelyn on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:41 pm

I need me a Fuck Shack.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:45 pm

Pagne wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:^ I confess that that's ewwwwie.


Oh I get it. It's gross cause he's BLACK?


Hey, hating black people is her prerogative. It's trite, ignorant, and sad, but hey.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:45 pm

Also, I resent the implication I have a 'fuck shack'. It's more of a cave.
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Postby Chanelly on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:50 pm

Pagne wrote:
Chanel wrote:
khaaaaansumating wrote:I want to write Pagne Ronin porn.

"The air was heavily laden with the erotic musk of exotic spices in Ronin's boudoir..."


Ronin doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd have a "boudoir", maybe a "Fuck Shack" though.


Dude, I had a dream about the Fuck Shack guy last night! Remember Stabler? I haven't thought about him in months. idk why I dreamed about him but it was weird.


"idk" ha! Were you watching SVU before you fell asleep?
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:53 pm

Waitafuggin minute. I missed that the first time around....


You guys KNOW someone who actually HAS a fuck shack? Seriously?
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:03 pm

Hop in my Chrysler it's as big as a whale ...
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Postby Pagne on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:26 pm

khaaaaansumating wrote:Hop in my Chrysler it's as big as a whale ...

Is it about to set sail?
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby Pagne on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:29 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Waitafuggin minute. I missed that the first time around....


You guys KNOW someone who actually HAS a fuck shack? Seriously?


This dude I dated briefly a little over a year ago who looked like the gay lovechild of Henry Rollins and Chris Meloni. So hot. But a total jerk. Anyhoo I met him when he was moving into a new place and I asked him if it was a top-secret lair of love and he said "Yeah kinda. But I prefer to call it the FUCK SHACK."
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:32 pm

I already love that guy.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:10 pm

Anyone who refers to where they live as a fuck shack has at least 2 distinct STD's. Pretty sure.
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Postby John Doom on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:14 pm

Giggity!
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Postby more pepper on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:56 pm

what have i been doing inviting people to stay at hotel pepper when i could have been marketing the place as FUCKSHACK?
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Postby Batgirrrrrrrrl on Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:24 pm

Pagne wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:^ I confess that that's ewwwwie.


Oh I get it. It's gross cause he's BLACK?


HEY LADY YOU SAID IT NOT ME.
Not a racist.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:01 pm

That's right Pagne. And it seats about twenty. So come on, and bring your jukebox money.
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Postby coldrose on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:51 pm

fuck shack would make a sweet flavor of ben and jerry's.

just saying.
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Postby Pagne on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:50 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Anyone who refers to where they live as a fuck shack has at least 2 distinct STD's. Pretty sure.

Yeah I became a little wary on our second date when he said during dinner "You know what I hate? Condoms." O_o
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:03 am

WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOT WANTING TO MOUNT BLACK PEOPLE.
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:32 am

Johnny, robotically² wrote:WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOT WANTING TO MOUNT BLACK PEOPLE.


You know what I don't understand? Why is it racist to not be attracted to black people but it's fine to not be attracted to asians? What is that shit?

I'm not talking from personal experience btw, I loves me some all colors of the rainbow. I mean I am dating a black man right now afterall. (shhh, Devin thinks he's black don't tell him otherwise or he'll get upset).
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Postby val_valkyrie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:03 am

I confess that I am wearing PANTS WHILE CONSUFORUMATING.

It's such a scandal, I know.
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Postby Chanelly on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:50 pm

val_valkyrie wrote:I confess that I am wearing PANTS WHILE CONSUFORUMATING.

It's such a scandal, I know.


I'm sorry but I believe one of the forum's main rules is that you are not allowed to wear pants while you consupost.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:30 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:
Pagne wrote:
Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:^ I confess that that's ewwwwie.


Oh I get it. It's gross cause he's BLACK?


HEY LADY YOU SAID IT NOT ME.


I'll be sure to send you a DVD screener of the first 6 hour session.
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Postby Ronin Tetsuro on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:31 pm

Pagne wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Anyone who refers to where they live as a fuck shack has at least 2 distinct STD's. Pretty sure.

Yeah I became a little wary on our second date when he said during dinner "You know what I hate? Condoms." O_o


Despite being a guy, I think at that point it's perfectly acceptable to make it clear you are never touching said penis.
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Postby Pagne on Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:36 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:
Pagne wrote:
Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Anyone who refers to where they live as a fuck shack has at least 2 distinct STD's. Pretty sure.

Yeah I became a little wary on our second date when he said during dinner "You know what I hate? Condoms." O_o


Despite being a guy, I think at that point it's perfectly acceptable to make it clear you are never touching said penis.

Needless to say, he never received the sweet Pagne lovin'.
Quit fagging up my thread.
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Postby val_valkyrie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:50 pm

Chanel wrote:
val_valkyrie wrote:I confess that I am wearing PANTS WHILE CONSUFORUMATING.

It's such a scandal, I know.


I'm sorry but I believe one of the forum's main rules is that you are not allowed to wear pants while you consupost.


I'm sorry. Pants removed.
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Postby Johnny, robotically² on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:07 pm

Chanel wrote:
Johnny, robotically² wrote:WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOT WANTING TO MOUNT BLACK PEOPLE.


You know what I don't understand? Why is it racist to not be attracted to black people but it's fine to not be attracted to asians? What is that shit?

I'm not talking from personal experience btw, I loves me some all colors of the rainbow. I mean I am dating a black man right now afterall. (shhh, Devin thinks he's black don't tell him otherwise or he'll get upset).


Asians have tiny chopsticks?

Sorry. That was my /rude for the day.
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