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So I've been invited to this party thing on Saturday, and I've been told to "bring whoever I like". He didn't mention anything about people I mildly detest, so I'm assuming he means friends. The guy's name is Alon and I met him on OkCupid. He's got a rock wall in his living room and a rope suspended from the cieling. I'm trying to make up my mind whether that's weird and frightening or cool. So if anyone's free on Saturday night, I'm going to need an entourage. Or at least people I know there in case and to act as backup in case they make me belt out showtunes from the top of the rope. The Evite is here: http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewI ... x=91507766

I think it's basically an excuse to have a party with the convenient coincidence that it's also Alon's birthday coming up. So far I'm only dragging Rick along with me. So if anyone who's not helping Tim move into his domicile of evil happens to be bored, you can come with me.

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:So I've been invited to this party thing on Saturday, and I've been told to "bring whoever I like". He didn't mention anything about people I mildly detest, so I'm assuming he means friends. The guy's name is Alon and I met him on OkCupid. He's got a rock wall in his living room and a rope suspended from the cieling. I'm trying to make up my mind whether that's weird and frightening or cool. So if anyone's free on Saturday night, I'm going to need an entourage. Or at least people I know there in case and to act as backup in case they make me belt out showtunes from the top of the rope. The Evite is here: http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewI ... x=91507766

I think it's basically an excuse to have a party with the convenient coincidence that it's also Alon's birthday coming up. So far I'm only dragging Rick along with me. So if anyone who's not helping Tim move into his domicile of evil happens to be bored, you can come with me.

Wait so this is the same night as Tim's moving party?

Yeah, where I come from, we call this a prelude to getting raped. I'd pass on this party.

Sorry. He spelled heroin wrong on the evite. On principal I can't hang out with people who can't read or write.

You should let us know how the whole bondage thing works out, though.

Yeah I ain't going to a party with 28 people and a poorly constructed rock wall.

On second thought...


I think I'll go to Tim's moving party instead, if he's still having it. BUT I'm still a little p.o'd that he forgot about my birthday. *pout pout pout*

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:On second thought...


I think I'll go to Tim's moving party instead, if he's still having it. BUT I'm still a little p.o'd that he forgot about my birthday. *pout pout pout*

Dude I would be too, I think we need to put his hand in warm water while he's asleep.

Heh! Does that actually work?

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Heh! Does that actually work?

Only if you're like 5 years old I think and really there's a 50/50 chance they'd wet the bed without the water anyways, so I think it doesn't work no. The shaving cream on the hand and then tickle the nose works though but I get the feeling Tim is a light sleeper and very scary when woken up.

I went to a sleepover when I was 12. All night they kept talking about putting shaving cream into the hand of whoever fell asleep first and then tickling their nose.
So I pretened to fall asleep and quietly waited while they put shaving cream in my hand. And when they tickled my nose I jumped up and gave the girl closest to me a face full of shaving cream. I lol'd so hard.

Pagne wrote:I went to a sleepover when I was 12. All night they kept talking about putting shaving cream into the hand of whoever fell asleep first and then tickling their nose.
So I pretened to fall asleep and quietly waited while they put shaving cream in my hand. And when they tickled my nose I jumped up and gave the girl closest to me a face full of shaving cream. I lol'd so hard.

I just pictured tiny you lawling and kicking your feet. No wait that's me I'm picturing...I have two pieces of floor that I carry on my feet!

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:On second thought...


I think I'll go to Tim's moving party instead, if he's still having it. BUT I'm still a little p.o'd that he forgot about my birthday. *pout pout pout*

Yah, damn that Tim for forgetting your birthday on a sunday where literally nothing else is happening... Not even the most watched televised event in the USA... nope. That wasn't happening.

John Doom wrote:

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:On second thought...


I think I'll go to Tim's moving party instead, if he's still having it. BUT I'm still a little p.o'd that he forgot about my birthday. *pout pout pout*

Yah, damn that Tim for forgetting your birthday on a sunday where literally nothing else is happening... Not even the most watched televised event in the USA... nope. That wasn't happening.

Dude it was her birthday and he said he would come weeks in advance. Don't be such an asshole.

Chanel wrote:

Pagne wrote:I went to a sleepover when I was 12. All night they kept talking about putting shaving cream into the hand of whoever fell asleep first and then tickling their nose.
So I pretened to fall asleep and quietly waited while they put shaving cream in my hand. And when they tickled my nose I jumped up and gave the girl closest to me a face full of shaving cream. I lol'd so hard.

I just pictured tiny you lawling and kicking your feet. No wait that's me I'm picturing...I have two pieces of floor that I carry on my feet!

Yes Nelly. You have two little portable floors with you wherever you go.

Pagne wrote:

Chanel wrote:

Pagne wrote:I went to a sleepover when I was 12. All night they kept talking about putting shaving cream into the hand of whoever fell asleep first and then tickling their nose.
So I pretened to fall asleep and quietly waited while they put shaving cream in my hand. And when they tickled my nose I jumped up and gave the girl closest to me a face full of shaving cream. I lol'd so hard.

I just pictured tiny you lawling and kicking your feet. No wait that's me I'm picturing...I have two pieces of floor that I carry on my feet!

Yes Nelly. You have two little portable floors with you wherever you go.

La la la! *clicks heels*

I hate the Super Bowl, and people missing my birthday had better not use that as an excuse. Weak.

John Doom wrote:

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:On second thought...


I think I'll go to Tim's moving party instead, if he's still having it. BUT I'm still a little p.o'd that he forgot about my birthday. *pout pout pout*

Yah, damn that Tim for forgetting your birthday on a sunday where literally nothing else is happening... Not even the most watched televised event in the USA... nope. That wasn't happening.

And it was TIM who called me up on the Sunday before my birthday and said, "hey, what are we doing for your birthday this year?" and Tim who suggested we go to Grimaldi's. And -suprise!- when we called him to ask where he was, he was all...

"... oh. I forgot..."

Thanks for being such a swell understanding friend John. I notice YOU didn't show up either, or call to say hi. Or even send me a fucking picture message with a thumbs-up saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY YO.