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des · by **des** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:41 pm

you all knew damn well this would be my first topic. win!

more pepper · by **more pepper** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:59 pm

des wrote:you all knew damn well this would be my first topic. win!

and we have peaked.

fuznotfuz · by **fuznotfuz** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:59 pm

Actually, I was expecting it to be just "fisting." Still, you win.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:22 pm

Welp, I've got nothing to add to this thread

Ronin Tetsuro · by **Ronin Tetsuro** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:46 pm

This forum jumped the shark in record time. Next, plz.

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:15 pm

Elbow-deep, double-wide.

des · by **des** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:18 pm

Pagne wrote:Elbow-deep, double-wide.

just like yo mama's trailer!

bizzchelle · by **bizzchelle** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:25 pm

Sup. Raise your hand if your stretchy yet!

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:41 pm

And I'm already bored.

val_valkyrie · by **val_valkyrie** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:19 pm

Lawd.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:21 pm

Urethral Fisting is the new anal fisting.

also, Hi des!

Johnny, robotically² · by **Johnny, robotically²** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:19 am

hey whoa, none for me, thanks.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:55 am

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:hey whoa, none for me, thanks.

Don't be so quick to judge. I know we fear what we do not understand, but you might like it if you tried it.

Ronin Tetsuro · by **Ronin Tetsuro** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:51 pm

Anything that might require me to cork my wee to prevent leakage is right out.

John Doom · by **John Doom** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:34 pm

Ronin Tetsuro wrote:Anything that might require me to cork my wee to prevent leakage is right out.

That's probably smart all around, by the way you should avoid sleeping with ___________ to prevent said leakage.

des · by **des** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:17 pm

DJ Qelyn wrote:And I'm already bored.

douchecanoe.

DJ Qelyn · by **DJ Qelyn** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:12 pm

des wrote:
DJ Qelyn wrote:And I'm already bored.

douchecanoe.

Cuntboat.

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:28 am

TWATUS

Johnny, robotically² · by **Johnny, robotically²** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:30 pm

Pagne wrote:TWATUS

maximus?

Pagne · by **Pagne** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:46 pm

Johnny, dangerously² wrote:
Pagne wrote:TWATUS

maximus?

Indeed.

Batgirrrrrrrrl · by **Batgirrrrrrrrl** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:55 pm

Blahahahaha... I was reading the newpaper today and somewhere on the back page of the Living section was a small interview blurb with Sylvester Stallone, which among calling him a "gentleman performer", quoted him as thus, responding to rumors that he injected his ex wife with growth hormones;

"All I injected into her was my fist."

bahahahahahahaha....

Chanelly · by **Chanelly** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:08 pm

Batgirrrrrrrrl wrote:Blahahahaha... I was reading the newpaper today and somewhere on the back page of the Living section was a small interview blurb with Sylvester Stallone, which among calling him a "gentleman performer", quoted him as thus, responding to rumors that he injected his ex wife with growth hormones;

"All I injected into her was my fist."

bahahahahahahaha....

Hey Des, Devin just said "Maybe he was married to ______", bwahahaha!

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:10 pm

What about a hot beef injection. I can't believe there weren't a few of those during the marriage.

Batgirrrrrrrrl · by **Batgirrrrrrrrl** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:59 pm

I'd love to see the waivers signed during that marriage.

khaaaaansumating · by **khaaaaansumating** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:44 am

Like prenups?

consumating

anal fisting.

anal fisting.

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