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Postby jennyjennyjenny on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:15 pm

*silently bastes butthole*









*waits*
OH GOD THEY MADE ME DO MATH!
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Postby bizzchelle on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:46 pm

jennyjennyjenny wrote:*silently bastes butthole*

*waits*


Something tells me butth0le basting is anything but silent.
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Postby jennyjennyjenny on Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:56 pm

my turkey baster is silent as FUCK!

i've been taking all sorts of stealth courses.
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:08 pm

Is anybody making butthole mints?
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Postby josh almost saved the day on Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:08 am

i just heard peanut butter and buttsex can cause cancer.

i know there's a joke in there about brown nuts but i can't find it.
couldn't quite save the site...
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Postby khaaaaansumating on Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:34 am

Well I mean, we have anal bleaching. Why not some form or variant of suppository for butthole fragrance?
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Postby josh almost saved the day on Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:38 am

now there's a product idea that sells itself!
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